Post by timland33 on Sept 8, 2023 11:55:48 GMT -5
Where do I even begin? I continually offer more than fair deals in trades and jerks like Ooga and Tom cry like little girls and tell me "that's a fair trade but I'm not gonna do it because you're a filthy Californian Antifa liberal!" This isn't fantasy UN leave your politics at the door and trade me Fernando Tatis or Marco Luciano god damnit!
This league is also supremely superficial and only cares about looks! "Jeff you are so hunky" "Aj you are looking good in that hat" "Flow gang!" People fawn over the good looking but treat fat, neckbearded ugos like me with disdain! This isn't Americas Next Top Model and none of you are Tyra Banks! Trade me that 3rd round pick without sneering in disgust just because I am not as pretty as you are!
Lets talk about cliques! Tom, Eric, and David are all brothers/irl friends. Jeff Dr baseball are best buds. AJ and Avdo are two peas in a pod. What are the friendless people in this league supposed to do when circles of cliquey collusionists exist to keep everyone else out of the cool kids club?
How about being power hungry dictators? Are you a fan of a specific team? Well you better not make trades for your favorite players b/c they will kick you out of the league! Just because someone thinks Garrett Hampson should be a superstar or that Goose Gossage would never make the MLB today doesn't mean you should kick them from the league! Time and time again our mods have shown that if you don't lick their boots they will show you the door!
In conclusion, if you are fat, have a beard, offer fair trades, like the Marlins, and think all stars of MLB past are overrated buffoons you better watch out. The mod team is coming for you and I for one will stand idly by and watch it happen without saying a word!
This league is also supremely superficial and only cares about looks! "Jeff you are so hunky" "Aj you are looking good in that hat" "Flow gang!" People fawn over the good looking but treat fat, neckbearded ugos like me with disdain! This isn't Americas Next Top Model and none of you are Tyra Banks! Trade me that 3rd round pick without sneering in disgust just because I am not as pretty as you are!
Lets talk about cliques! Tom, Eric, and David are all brothers/irl friends. Jeff Dr baseball are best buds. AJ and Avdo are two peas in a pod. What are the friendless people in this league supposed to do when circles of cliquey collusionists exist to keep everyone else out of the cool kids club?
How about being power hungry dictators? Are you a fan of a specific team? Well you better not make trades for your favorite players b/c they will kick you out of the league! Just because someone thinks Garrett Hampson should be a superstar or that Goose Gossage would never make the MLB today doesn't mean you should kick them from the league! Time and time again our mods have shown that if you don't lick their boots they will show you the door!
In conclusion, if you are fat, have a beard, offer fair trades, like the Marlins, and think all stars of MLB past are overrated buffoons you better watch out. The mod team is coming for you and I for one will stand idly by and watch it happen without saying a word!
